You Say Despair, I Say To-mah-toe

A gift for you!

Some potential t-shirt slogans, from the simple, to the simply elegant, and perfect for all ages...


"I Went to Church Every Sunday for Forty-Six Years and All I Got Was This Lousy Cancer."

"God Didn't Cut the Oxygen to My Wife's Brain, My New Baby Did."

"God Loves Me. He Just Loves AIDS More."

"If You Pray Hard Enough, Your Four-Year-Old Will Still Be Blind."

"Embollisms...God's Way of Saying You Talk Too Fast."

"God Loves Me. He Just Hates My Braindead Baby."

"Nietzsche is Dead, and So Is My Fiancee."

If you need me, I'll be selling these outside of the Chapel...